Famous Movie & TV Cars
Game Of Thrones Pinups
Stop Sign
Silly Symphony – The Skeleton Dance
Blonde Fixes Car Dents
Submitted By “Thanatos”
A blonde was driving back from the mall when there was a terrible hail storm. Huge hail stones the size of golf balls pelted her car leaving it full of dents. She drove to the body shop and asked what she should do. The body man explained what needed to be done and that it would cost at least $4,000 to repair. She said that was too much and asked if there was some other way to fix it. The body man decided to have a little fun and said, “Well you could blow into the tail pipe real hard and they might pop back out.” She decided to give it a try before spending that much money. She drove home and was in the garage with her lips wrapped around the exhaust pipe when her blonde neighbor came over to visit. “What are you doing?” she shrieked thinking the worst and thankful that she may have just prevented her friend from committing suicide. “I’m blowing into the tailpipe real hard to pop all these dents out of my car,” explained the first blonde. “Well silly, it’s not going to work,” replied her neighbor. “Why not?” asked the first blonde. “Because you’ve got to roll up the windows first.”
Dog Phone Call
Star Fox – Corneria Acapella
Watch Your Step
Engine Failure
Submitted By “Supagene”
A large two engine train was crossing America. After they had gone some distance one of the engines broke down. “No problem,” the engineer thought, and carried on at half-power. Further on down the line, the other engine broke down, and the train came to a standstill. The engineer decided he should inform the passengers about why the train had stopped, and made the following announcement: “Ladies and gentlemen, I have some good news and some bad news. The bad news is that both engines have failed, and we will be stuck here for some time. The good news is that this is a train and not a plane.”