One Liners… Part 2
Submitted By “Thanatos”
-One nice thing about egotists: They don’t talk about other people.
-To be intoxicated is to feel sophisticated but not be able to say it.
-The older you get, the better you realize you were.
-I doubt, therefore I might be.
-Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
-Women like silent men, they think they’re listening.
-Definition of an engineer – Someone who solves a problem you didn’t know you had, in a way you don’t understand.
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The Koala Bear
Submitted By “Supagene”
A Koala bear walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich and the bartender brings him a sandwich The Koala eats the sandwich and gets up, spins around, pulls a pistol out of his pouch, shoots the piano player, an proceeds to walk out of the bar. The bartender, in shock, shouts to the Koala, “hey who do you think you are, you ate my sandwich and shot my piano player, and just where do you think your going! The Koala replies, “Hey I’m a Koala. Look it up.” The frustrated bartender pulls out a dictionary from behind the bar and looks up Koala: “n. a marsupial that eats shoots and leaves.”