One Liners… Part 2

Submitted By “Thanatos”

-One nice thing about egotists: They don’t talk about other people.

-To be intoxicated is to feel sophisticated but not be able to say it.

-The older you get, the better you realize you were.

-I doubt, therefore I might be.

-Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

-Women like silent men, they think they’re listening.

-Definition of an engineer – Someone who solves a problem you didn’t know you had, in a way you don’t understand.




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