Submitted By “Thanatos”
What happens when a clown has flatulency? It smells funny.
What do you name a dog with no legs? Nothing, he won’t come when you call him anyway!!
What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh!!!!
How many blonde jokes are there? None, they are all true!!!
Why do they bury Attorney’s 10 feet under? Because deep down they’re really good people.
What do you get when you put Spice Girls in the toaster? Pop Tarts.
How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, its a hardware problem!
What did Adam say to Eve at Christmas ? ITS CHRISTMAS EVE !!!!