Submitted By “Thanatos”
-One nice thing about egotists: They don’t talk about other people.
-To be intoxicated is to feel sophisticated but not be able to say it.
-The older you get, the better you realize you were.
-I doubt, therefore I might be.
-Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
-Women like silent men, they think they’re listening.
-Definition of an engineer – Someone who solves a problem you didn’t know you had, in a way you don’t understand.