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Submitted By “Thanatos”

Women’s version:

Woman 2: Oh!  You got a haircut!  That’s so cute!

Woman 1: Do you think so?  I wasn’t sure when she gave me the mirror.  I mean, you don’t think it’s too fluffy looking?

Woman 2: Oh Heavens no!  No, it’s perfect.  I’d love to get my hair cut like that, but I think my face is too wide.  I’m pretty much stuck with this stuff I think.

Woman 1: Are you serious?  I think your face is adorable.  And you could easily get one of those layer cuts – that would look so cute I think.  I was actually going to do that except that I was afraid it would accent my long neck.

Woman 2: Oh – that’s funny!  I would love to have your neck!  Anything to take attention away from this two-by-four I have for a shoulder line.

Woman 1: Are you kidding?  I know girls that would love to have your shoulders.  Everything drapes so well on you.  I mean, look at my arms – see how short they are?  If I had your shoulders I could get clothes to fit me so much easier.

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Men’s version:

Man 2:  Haircut?

Man 1:  Yeah.