One Liners… Part 2

Submitted By “Thanatos”

-One nice thing about egotists: They don’t talk about other people.

-To be intoxicated is to feel sophisticated but not be able to say it.

-The older you get, the better you realize you were.

-I doubt, therefore I might be.

-Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

-Women like silent men, they think they’re listening.

-Definition of an engineer – Someone who solves a problem you didn’t know you had, in a way you don’t understand.

One Liners…

Submitted By “Thanatos”

In just two days tomorrow will be yesterday. But I never saw either on the calendar

Always wanted to be a procrastinator, but never got around to it.

My friend has kleptomania, but when it gets bad, He takes something for it.

Never be afraid to try something new, Remember amateurs built the ark – Professionals built the Titanic.

Love is grand – divorce is a hundred grand.

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common, they should both be changed regularly and for the same reason.

One of life’s mysteries – How can a two pound box of candy make a person gain five pounds.

Time may be a great healer, but it’s also a lousy beautician.

Age doesn’t always bring wisdom, sometimes age comes alone.

Life not only begins at forty, it begins to show.