Submitted By “Thanatos”
In just two days tomorrow will be yesterday. But I never saw either on the calendar
Always wanted to be a procrastinator, but never got around to it.
My friend has kleptomania, but when it gets bad, He takes something for it.
Never be afraid to try something new, Remember amateurs built the ark – Professionals built the Titanic.
Love is grand – divorce is a hundred grand.
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common, they should both be changed regularly and for the same reason.
One of life’s mysteries – How can a two pound box of candy make a person gain five pounds.
Time may be a great healer, but it’s also a lousy beautician.
Age doesn’t always bring wisdom, sometimes age comes alone.
Life not only begins at forty, it begins to show.