Yearly Archives: 2016
Star Fox – Corneria Acapella
Watch Your Step
Engine Failure
Submitted By “Supagene”
A large two engine train was crossing America. After they had gone some distance one of the engines broke down. “No problem,” the engineer thought, and carried on at half-power. Further on down the line, the other engine broke down, and the train came to a standstill. The engineer decided he should inform the passengers about why the train had stopped, and made the following announcement: “Ladies and gentlemen, I have some good news and some bad news. The bad news is that both engines have failed, and we will be stuck here for some time. The good news is that this is a train and not a plane.”
Last Bowl Of Chili
Submitted By “Supagene”
A guy sits down in a Cafe’ and asks for the hot chili. The waitress says, “The guy next to you got the last bowl.” He looks over and sees that the guy’s finished his meal, but the chili bowl is still full. He says, “Are you going to eat that?” The other guy says, “No. Help yourself.” He takes it and starts to eat it. When he gets about half way down, his fork hits something. He looks down sees a dead mouse in it, and he pukes the chili back into the bowl. The other guy says, “That’s about as far as I got, too.”
