Joke – Classroom Poking

Submitted By: Emily

There’s a girl named Katie and her friend’s name is Brittany.

One day while sitting in class, Katie had fallen asleep. The teacher Mrs. Hudges, goes up to Katie and says “Who created Heaven and Earth?”

Brittany poked Katie with the tip of her pencil and Katie wakes up and screams “Jesus Christ Almighty!!!”

“Correct” said Mrs. Hudges.

So the next day, Katie fell asleep in class and Mrs. Hudges goes up to Katie and says “Who created Heaven and Earth?”

Brittany pokes Katie with the tip of her pencil. Katie wakes up and screams “Jesus Christ Almighty!”

“Correct” said Mrs. Hudges.

The next day Katie fell asleep again. This time Mrs. Hudges goes up to Katie and says “What did Eve say to Adam after she had their 21st child?”

Brittany pokes Katie with the tip of her pencil. This time Katie wakes up and screams “If you stick that thing in me one more time, I’m going to rip it off!”




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