Joke – Car Accident

Submitted By “Thanatos”

A man and a women are involved in a car accident; it’s a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt. After they crawl out of their cars, the man says, “So you’re a woman, that’s interesting. I’m a man. Wow, just look at our cars! There’s nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days. The woman replied, “I agree with you completely.” “This must be a sign from God!” The man continued, “And look at this, here’s another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn’t break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune.” Then he hands the bottle to the woman, The woman nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the man. The man takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the woman. The woman asks, “Aren’t you having any?” The man replies, “No. I think I’ll just wait for the police…”

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