Joke – Classroom Poking
Submitted By: Emily
There’s a girl named Katie and her friend’s name is Brittany.
One day while sitting in class, Katie had fallen asleep. The teacher Mrs. Hudges, goes up to Katie and says “Who created Heaven and Earth?”
Brittany poked Katie with the tip of her pencil and Katie wakes up and screams “Jesus Christ Almighty!!!”
“Correct” said Mrs. Hudges.
So the next day, Katie fell asleep in class and Mrs. Hudges goes up to Katie and says “Who created Heaven and Earth?”
Brittany pokes Katie with the tip of her pencil. Katie wakes up and screams “Jesus Christ Almighty!”
“Correct” said Mrs. Hudges.
The next day Katie fell asleep again. This time Mrs. Hudges goes up to Katie and says “What did Eve say to Adam after she had their 21st child?”
Brittany pokes Katie with the tip of her pencil. This time Katie wakes up and screams “If you stick that thing in me one more time, I’m going to rip it off!”
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Joke – Car Accident
Submitted By “Thanatos”
A man and a women are involved in a car accident; it’s a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt. After they crawl out of their cars, the man says, “So you’re a woman, that’s interesting. I’m a man. Wow, just look at our cars! There’s nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days. The woman replied, “I agree with you completely.” “This must be a sign from God!” The man continued, “And look at this, here’s another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn’t break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune.” Then he hands the bottle to the woman, The woman nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the man. The man takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the woman. The woman asks, “Aren’t you having any?” The man replies, “No. I think I’ll just wait for the police…”